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Type snoring in Google Images and it will present you endless images of impossibly good looking couples who look like at some point or another they have featured in a Daily Mail article about how snoring can give you cancer, and only socialists and people who think the environment is a "good thing" snore. Sorry, getting little carried away thinking about the Daily Mail.

Seriously though, snoring has got to be one of the crappest things. Any poor sod who isn't participating is basically stuck, listening to someone else sleep. Unless you're the one sleeping, it's a pretty fucking boring activity to participate in.